Posted 12:13 PM by Matt
I'm all for passion about politics, but Songs for Dean is just frightening. I'm torn between two great rhymes from there.

1. The chorus from "Howard Dean Scream:"

We need Howard Dean
We need someone fresh and clean
We need Howard Dean
We need someone who can stand up and scream
We need Howard Dean

2. The immortal "Howard Dean Rap."

George Bush is ill, like Punxsutawney, this ain't a drill
When he casts his shadow you will chill

Posted 9:17 PM by Matt
Two notes:

1. "Erections lasting longer than four hours, though rare, require immediate medical help."--BEST. DISCLAIMER. EVER.

2. According to USA Today--Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara will perform "A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow" on the Oscarcast. No word on if they'll do it in character as Mitch and Mickey (though I sure hope so!)--almost enough to make up for the ridiculous fact that we're not going to get Jack Black singing "School of Rock," Andrea Corr singing "Time Enough for Tears," or Pearl Jam performing "Man of the Hour."