Posted 4:07 PM by Matt
Just me, or in light of recent events, wouldn't it be a good idea for companies sending spam about how to get prescription painkillers with no preexisting condition to ease up a little bit? Also, can someone explain that spam about tools to stop spam, while mildly entertaining on an ironic and meta- level, is still not going to get read? Thanks.

Posted 10:20 AM by Matt
According to Page Six, Rodney Dangerfield is seeking to have himself cloned. Leaving aside the thorny ethical implications of cloning ANYONE (especially Rodney Dangerfield), I have but one question--Will his clone finally give Rodney the respect he at least thinks he deserves? Well, you can give him the respect by picking up a copy of his board game on E-Bay.